AWOOGA

is that a fish

n o

Then why tf does it have fish eyes

It's
an
Octoling

https://i.imgflip.com/6dp1v8.gif

Why though

Splatoon is a pegi 7 game

if only you truly knew

yeah sorta

I know the lore
Humanity dies to climate change
Portal basically exists in the underground of the world
There’s a huge electricity war between two races
Racism
Yadayadayada

ark polaris is the ruins of an attempted escape to the moon

Yeah but in the iceberg
I knew it was an escape route
Also the fact that
A: it’s still on the surface l, intact and very clean
B: there’s bear warnings
Could Mr grizz have sabotaged the escape?

he prob did tbh

You don't even know half of it

Where tf does ark polaris fit in

How are inklings cannibals
The only thing that’s “meat” is the stuff at crusty’s and he’s a mf crustacean it could be sea matter

They eat less-evolved squid, so it technically counts

Well people right now are eating orangutans as bush meat and that isn’t cannibalism so

Wait
You aren’t getting horny over splatoon now are you

He's 100+ so it's fine

haha dilf

He has no children

But he’s still a boomer

s o ?

I can’t even tell what that is.

https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tVP1zc0TCo3M600NDIzYPQSTslSyE8uSSzLzFcoLshJLMnPzwMAwEELlg&q=dj+octavio+splatoon&rlz=1CAQMZZ_enUS967US968&oq=dj+octavio+&aqs=chrome.1.69i59j46i512j0i512j69i59j0i512j69i60l3.3549j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&safe=active&ssui=on

THAT’S OCTAVIO???

Yes

Just google dj octavio human form

But- he- isn’t- an- octo- ling-

he
is