You merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding! The shadows betray you because they belong to me
He is in tune with the flow of the earth’s chi, and can sense the location of every living thing on the earth at any given time, along with it’s current emotional state, it’s thoughts, and search history.
the boy is merely an illusion, what the man wants to have, all he's wanted was a son so he created him in his mind. He's created a figment of his imagination to fulfill his lucid dreams.
i hate to inform you, but this joke is probably older than both of these posts. some jokes on imgflip are just retelling old jokes that many people likely know