SCP-682-BAC. No other words required.

I can't believe I didn't know about this lmaoooo

Weird. You need O5 clearance for testing on organic matter. *winkwinkwink*

*grabs you and yeets you in 914, along with a loaf of Baguette bread with the setting "Extra-fine"* The door then opens again and out walks... ~bReAd MaN~

It needs to be classified as a Euclid-class anomaly called SCP-682-BAC.
Otherwise I'll have to talk to the site director

I'll sign

*signs petition*

*signs*

I would sign it

You're tagline sucks

I wanna be bacon tho

Lol

\̵͇̿̿\з=(•_•)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ My name is jeff. copy and paste me 10 times around Imgflip to have the love of your life kiss you, you have 120 minutes to copy and paste this, if you fail to copy and paste this in 120 minutes you will be cursed for 1 year, and have horrible bad luck, your favorite pet will die, and you will break your arm, Since you have read this whole thing there is no turning back.
(7 left. And more people potentially affected. Good, good.)

a yes the pleasing sizzle of bacon on the dirty facilaty floor.

You have to admit, it smelled pretty good.

we should bring scp-999 in here and see what happens

Great minds think alike
And also: imgflip.com/i/6cvbdh?nerp=1650291897

Wow