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The only problem with this is that everything scientists discover is something God thought up and made, so scientists are not going to compare to God no matter what. Truth can never be invented by humans, it is only discovered.
While we toast ourselves for curing diseases, God is creating another day, and generating lives, something we haven’t ever been close to doing
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No child. God did not think of the electric lightbulb or penicillin or space travel. That was scientists. According to the bible your god pretty much ran out of ideas after he invented slavery and incest and genocide.

How many did the church put to death for claiming that the earth revolved around the sun?
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wtf-
Does the electric lightbulb compare to the sun? Do our medicines generate life or just help keep it going by getting rid of things attacking our bodies? What do you think created our bodies?

Slavery and incest and genocide came after the fall, and were not invented by God and by no means we're the first creation. Plus, slavery back in the Jewish time meant something far different than what it meant in America. Slaves owned property, were educated, and sometimes we're even more prosperous than their masters. And when one group of people decided to use slavery in an oppressive way, God ended it via the 10 plagues and helping the Jews get out of Egypt. And American slavery was also overthrown.

The Catholic church was very stupid about many things and have changed over the centuries. Some of their leaders thought they had the authority to cast people into hell. So don't try to discredit an idea based on its most unreasonable branch of thought. That's unreasonable. Also apparently you haven't been told that the majority of scientists were religious until Darwin disproved the immutability of species, extrapolated it into macroevolution, and the science community rode it into the public squares to get the idea of God out of everyone's minds for political purposes. And I do not condone the Inquisition, something that was done against Protestants for not being Catholics. You have no idea about the history of what you're arguing about.
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Our bodies were created when a sperm cell entered a human egg and then that egg became implanted in the uterus.

If you're too stupid to know how that works then that explains the rest of your childish ranting.
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So who was the first person's mother and father? A sperm cell doesn't show up out of nowhere, does it? And a uterus doesn't just exist for no reason, does it? And if you want to say "animals", then I'll just have to keep asking the same question until we get to the first life form. And even the scientific community doesn't claim to know how that came into being. What they refuse to admit is their desperation to avoiding creationism is pushing them down a really, really dumb path (e.g. abiogenesis is basically spontaneous generation pushed into a time where no one can ever verify it again), where they create theories right now and teach things in school that have been disproven decades ago, and when people call them out for it, they say things like "You're throwing a tantrum".

I'm the one ranting? I've just started propositions. Whether they're true or not, they were just that, and no more. You're the one who knows so little that you have to attack me to make your responses take up more space. I know far more about science than you'd think, and I didn't even like it in school. I also am not dumb, so you can just quit trying to waste space arguing by insulting me. It doesn't work, nor should it.
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Stop bearing false witness online and you won't need to run away when asked to defend yourself, fake Christian.
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How do you know I'm a fake Christian? Because it's so far fetched from reality to you that nobody can possibly believe it without lying? Because if you're that arrogant, I'd encourage you to try a new skill; try to understand another person's perspective. It'll help you a lot in marriage one day.
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Because bearing false witness is a sin in christianity and you wouldn't be doing it unless you were a fake Christian. That's why the bible constantly warns against false prophets.
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Idek what you're even talking about here. It seems like what you're saying is that since you've deemed everything I've said as untrue, I'm committing a sin in Christianity for spreading false information. Well, heck, by that logic, an atheist can claim that since they believe Christianity is false, spreading it is spreading misinformation and thus prosyletization is a sin, and thus the religion folds in on itself. There's only one problem. Atheists don't determine reality, and neither do you. Therefore you can't confidently call someone out for spreading lies when you don't even know the truth fully.
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Thanks for admitting that you aren't smart enough to keep up with this discussion.

You might not be smarter than the average christian but at least you're more honest.
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Idek what to say about this. Instead of calling me an idiot, why don't you try to be more clear? You're literally committing all the base types of fallacies: attacking me instead of what I'm saying (irrelevance), assuming you know things about me that you don't (which is presumption but also feeds into the irrelevance), and being thoroughly unclear (clarity), which you then try to bash me for, even though you were insulting before I even said anything.

I could tell you what I think about your argument style, but I'm not a 6 year old so I'll follow the rules of discussion and not resort to verbal abuse, something you continually use.
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Instead if begging me to lower myself to your level, how about you try riding up to mine?

I use pretty simple language, I genuinely don't know how I could dumb it down for you any more. And I wouldn't even if I could; accommodating stupidity does no favors for humanity.
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I tried to translate what you said and instead of saying whether I was right or wrong, you just called me dumb. You remind me of the adults I had in my life when I was a little kid.

You've never said what I was "bearing false witness" about, only that I've done it. If you want to call me dumb for not being able to read your mind through both of your computers/phones/whatevers, I'm deeply sorry that Scarlet Witch isn't talking to you right now. Maybe you need to lower your standards instead of demanding others to be the God you seem to not understand very well.

You're dead wrong about that last sentence. Stupidity is driving our world into an utter rut that many don't want or deserve, and if we don't try to help people understand things, we're all going to suffer (though at this rate I think it's too late and we're going to suffer anyway).
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Society progresses when stupid people catch up to the rest of us, not the other way around sweetheart.

Sorry if you enjoy the attention you get when people have to talk down to you so you can keep up, but we have lives to live and accommodating mouth-breathers isn't high on my list of priorities.
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