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I get the feeling my mom's probably said this while watching one of those Investigative Discovery shows she likes watching so much at least once 😂😂😂

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Note: I brought this meme up to my mom yesterday, and she confirmed she's done this before lol

I think the husband should have quipped back: "We all think that honey.

This is relateble. Like I watch these true crime shows and I'm like "dude are you fcking kidding me I wouldve never been caught from something that petty like wtf" and last night me and my ex were watching a show about how a girl befriended her ex and then killed him in a motel. I said "haha dumb bitch got caught I wouldve never bee caught lmao" and he was like "....bailey " and I was like "lmao"

wut

gave johnathon quite a scare

Giving me quite the scare lol.

dont be lol I just see how flawed their logic was and point out I could do much better

Only one way to find out lmao.

Our school once went around going through peoples lockers and I forgot I had a joking "hit list"
that was funny.
lmao.
They called my mom, in japan and she started laughing

Wow, lmao.

I think the principal was like number 3 on the list