BEGIN TRIAL 3/31/2022

BEGIN TRIAL THREAD. DEFENDANT ERASERHEAD. PLAINTIFF CRUSADERSTREAM/BEHAPP. JUDGE SORRY [I WILL BE OFFLINE SOON AND WHEN I AM BEHAPP WILL TAKE OVER].

...I'm guilty

YOUR STATEMENT HAS BEEN NOTED.

Sorry buddy, I couldn't really save you there. You admitted to all of it.

ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE THE PUNISHMENT TAKES EFFECT?

NO LAST WORDS THEN.

I call my lawyer.

BEHAPP?

Your honor. My guy believes that the AAA attacking a single weeb is an attack on him. Is that right?

IT DEPENDS. WAS THE "SINGLE WEEB" STATED ERASERHEAD?

*Sips more Holy Milk*

No your honor. My client says he was avenging the crimes against weebs in the past.

AND HOW DID HE ACQUIRE SAID VENGEANCE?

he went through the old posts and learned of the crimes of the aaa, so he said.

NOTED.

No. But I was avenging weebs for the past crimes of the AAA.

AND HOW DID YOU ACQUIRE THIS VENGEANCE?

*Holy Milk slips out of his hand* Sorry! I have butter fingers.

Your honor, what is the verdict. Am I guilty or not?

*Holds on tight to his Holy Milk*

Am i?

Guilty!

Yes! Even former weebs were against you doing this. You could have just talked to someone. Ask them why they did what they did. And maybe you could have seen that what you thought was wrong and that you shouldn't have tried to attack the AAA and the Crusaders.

*Leans down and grabs another cup of Holy Milk* This would be easier if I could use both of my arms. But I always bring a spare.

Cup. Not arm

APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
[the roomba consumes its prey]
IT IS CLEANSED.

Thanks. (Lmao)

I went through the old posts of the AGA and the AAA. The AAA sent death threats to weebs. That is why I declared war on them. Then I saw that you were allies and I went to war with you too

WE HAVE ALREADY SEEN TO IT THAT THE AAA WAS JUSTLY PUNISHED AND THEY HAVE SINCE ESTABLISHED GOOD RELATIONS WITH US, AND THE AGA. YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY TO ACT UPON YOUR OWN ILL-DEVELOPED THOUGHTS TO "AVENGE" PEOPLE THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN AVENGED. IN ATTEMPTING TO "AVENGE" YOUR COLLEAGUES, YOU ONLY STIRRED UP MORE TROUBLE AND DRAMA, AND RECALLED MEMORIES OF A RESOLVED, YET TERRIBLE PAST. YOU REOPENED WOUNDS.

I stand as witness to the_holy_spy's claim.

Yes we were both there.

NOTED.

WE SHALL NEVER FORGET WHAT THE AAA DID TO THE WEEBS. WAR NEVER ENDS.

𝑰 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑯𝑨𝑽𝑬 𝑶𝑹𝑫𝑬𝑹!
DO NOT DARE RAISE YOUR VOICE. THIS TRIAL IS A MERCY AND A PRIVILEGE.
YOUR THINKING IS FLAWED AND ANARCHIC. YOU STIR UP WHAT WAS RESOLVED JUST FOR SOMETHING TO DO.

https://imgflip.com/i/6aw2ni?nerp=1648767921#com18152641 Your Honour! If you don't mind I have receipt gotten some evidence of his crimes of you wish to look at it.

*BEHAPP WILL BE HIS LAWYER, NOT BLITZ.

BEGIN THREAD HERE.
THE CHARGES ARE AS SUCH: ATTACKING, TRESPASSING, AND HARASSING TWO STREAMS AFTER A BAN.
DEFENDANT, WHAT DO YOU PLEAD?

Not guilty

CONTINUE.
GIVE YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY.
Do you "swear that the evidence that I shall give shall be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God"?

I swear that the evidence that I shall give shall be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me god.

Your honor. I am innocent. And i call my lawyer to help me.

VERY WELL. BEHAPP?

Your Honor.

My guy is not guilty. He states that the AAA started all of this, is that true?

Let's find out. Get fak_u_lol.

The last conflicts between the AGA and AAA were in June, July, and August of 2021. He joined about three months afterward.

facts

I do believe that the AAA started all this, when they harassed and bullied weebs like us.

*sips Holy Milk*

THAT MAY BE FALSE. SO YOU SEE, THE AAA AND AGA WAR WAS QUITE A WHILE AGO, TWO YEARS BACK OR SUCH. YOU, HOWEVER, "Joined 2021-09-06", ABOUT A YEAR AFTER THE CONFLICT WAS RESOLVED AND AAA AND AGA CAME TO AN AGREEMENT. YOU WERE NOT HARASSED, YOU DID NOT EXIST ON THIS PLATFORM DURING THE TIME PERIOD OF THE WAR. YOUR STATEMENT IS RULED FALSE. [GAVEL SLAM]