THE VERDICT IS AS FOLLOWS: THERE IS SIMPLY AN OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF EVIDENCE AGAINST THE DEFENDANT. DEFENDANT "ERASERHEAD" HAS ADMITTED TO THEIR CRIMES AND HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY ON
ALL THREE CHARGES AND ACCOUNTS. THE DEFENDANT IN QUESTION HAS NOT BEEN CONSIDERED A DIRECT THREAT TO THE COALITION, BUT INSTEAD A DISTURBANT OF THE PEACE, WHOSE VIEWS ARE IMMORAL, FLAWED, VIOLENT, HEAVILY BIASED, AND ANARCHIC AS WELL AS OTHER UNDESIRABLE ATTRIBUTES THAT DRIVE THEM TO CONTINUE TO OFFEND THE GIVEN RULES OF THE COALITION. THE DEFENDANT "ERASERHEAD", NOW DUBBED BY THE STATE "MISCREANT AND PUBLIC ENEMY B-404" HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO THE 2:1 PUNISHMENT; AS SUCH, MaPE B-404 WILL BE BANNED FORM ANY AND ALL STREAMS OWNED AND AFFILIATED WITH CRUSADER_STREAM, THE COALITION, AND ANY/ALL OF ITS BRANCHES AND ALLIANCES FOR 336 HOURS, THEN PLACED ON A ONE-MONTH PROBATION PERIOD WHERE THEY WILL BE HEAVILY AND STRICTLY MODERATED, AND TO TACK ON, ANY AND ALL STREAMS CREATED OR ENDORSED BY MaPE B-404 WILL BE HENCEFORTH INVESTIGATED AND/OR DELETED FORCIBLY. BEFORE THE SENATE CONSIDERS ALLOWING MaPE B-404 BACK INTO THE COMMUNITY. THE SENTENCE WILL BE WORSENED UPON VOTED REQUEST OF HIGH-RANKING OFFICIALS IF THE PUNISHMENT IS NOT DEEMED SATISFACTORY. THE DECISION IS FINAL OTHER THAN THAT, AND PUNISHMENT TAKES EFFECT IMMEDIATELY AS OF 6:45 PM CENTRAL TIME AT 31 MARCH, 2022. THE CASE IS RESOLVED.
![RESOLVED: CASE 001: [ERASERHEAD] 3/31/2022 | THE VERDICT IS AS SUCH: DEFENDANT ERASERHEAD FOUND GUILTY ON ALL 3 CHARGES. THE PUNISHMENT WILL BE THE 1:1; ONE WEEK BAN, ONE MONTH OF HEAVY AND CONTINUOUS MODERATION. THE SENTENCE WILL WORSEN IF REQUESTED. THE DECISION IS FINAL. | image tagged in resolved,eraserhead | made w/ Imgflip meme maker](http://i.imgflip.com/6axn3f.jpg)