Don't forget god. once you look and see how many kills this guy has under his belt it makes saitn look like a saint

lol

*satan (i don't remember how to spell his name)

Damn never really thought about that. God almost wiped out the human race, but Satan is somehow the bad guy

*kills in the Old Testament

Technically since (A) Adam and Eve ONLY and (B) Noah and family ONLY on the ark, we are technically all incest babies twice over. My favourite kind btw

lol

That explains the ugliness of my face, I'm related to u lololololololololololololololololololololol

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Only reason you think Noah killed the most is because I haven't been caught yet 🤷‍♂️

lmao

haha lol

thx

Noah. What a Chad
Am I using that term right kids

Chad

idk

God has a higher kill count than Satan.

😂

Actually here's why:
God got angry with what the people were trying to do, so he ordered Noah and his family to build a giant ark. People laughed at Noah for building an ark on land, but then they found out, the hard way...
That was the simplified and shortened version
Also that's actually why we have the continents we have today and from some stupid fairy tale about 'earth's plates moving 3 cm per year'

yes

*and not from some stupid fairy tale

Its not that Noah didnt let anyone on, the people didnt believe him when he said the storm was coming

Easy to mock till the bottom drops.

lol

never know...

Noah actually invited them to join him they just thought he was crazy

idk...