heaviest objects in the universe

it would go deeper if it had the book of things i want to do

Yes

"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

Lmao

Yes

He's also not allowed to edit that document which lists the things he's not supposed to do. Unfortunately for m-I mean him.

And also not allowed to spank Dr. Right, even though she keeps begging m-HIM to do so. Also, COME ON MAN. Clef's my BRO. I mean his bro. What's wrong with us having a little chat now and then.

I mean them.

the sun has weight?