SO I'M ON AN 18 HOUR 'TIME OUT'. ALL BECAUSE I SUGGESTED THAT KETANJI MAY NOT BE AN ACTUAL AFRICAN NAME. THREE DIFFERENT BABY NAME WEBSITES PROVED ME RIGHT. ALTHOUGH SAYING PEOPLE WITH MADE UP AFRICAN SOUNDING NAMES AREN'T THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE SILVERWARE DRAWER IS WHAT PROBABLY GOT ME THE TIMEOUT.