Yo Charmander. I like your red color, fits your fire. I like your hoodie, black goes good on red. Just be a bit more hospitable, you will get more friends to protect you. But friends are good to hang with, also. Oh, and your shadows cant even COMPARE to how clean your claws are.

:D

Thank you

All I'd need is a bucket of water or a water blanket and I'd snuff out that flame with his ego

I have already seen it. Have a nice day.

i cant you already did it yourself

wow emo Charmander

This insult was about as original as game freak giving charizard a new form

Wow original name.

No offense. Just unoriginal insult.

Thx

alright, who gave the weird astrisks kid a drawing tablet and a pokemon card?

DUDE YOU FING KILLED EM AND THEN COMMITTED FURRIES FATHER

I mean of course Charmeleon could beat Bulbasaur or Ivysaur in battle but Charmeleon is the worst Kanto starter in terms of advantages while Bulbasaur is the best!

Just take your antidepressants already.

Do I have to? Because losers like you would die from most roasts.

Would you like that with roast medium rare with rosemary?

Burnt to a crisp please.

I will do so immediately

are you some flame powered geico guy with down syndrome?

Don’t do the Down syndrome thing. It’s repetitive and boring. Otherwise good roast man.

you name charmelelon but aint gone charm anyone

I like that one. Good job.

I won't roast a charmeleon with drip

Correct

did charizard have overdoce on medication

Sorry I don’t roast cringe

That was a 4/10 at best. I have seen it 1000 times. No offense.

Yea I know i just wanted to see how its doing to this day apparently horrible

Old s***

Wow. Ok.

This dude be thinking he’s so “cool” and “unique” and “quirky” when he’s literally every middle school kid ever, minus the height. Get some actual style instead of even trying to be cool. It’s not 2005 anymore. Grow up and actually act decent.

You’re the kind of person to ask for water with cream at Starbucks

No. That is satanic. good roast but it doesn’t apply to me.

I tried

no (walk away)

Ok

must've hurt his hand a lot, evolution bent 2 of his solid bone... fingers? (claws? talons?) 180° over while leaving the middle one straight

bitch stfu i can water you and you die. get yo bitch ass outta here before I let the furries out to make yiff of you

Get close with your weak ass turtle and I’ll flambé your ass till all that’s left is a chicken nugget.

bro I have never met someone who is hot, and still gets no bitches

Says the turtle that gets wet constantly and yet has never even held anyones hand. Not even your parents.

Turtles are ment to get wet though

Bro don't even you look like a chameleon with down syndrome

at least he's no piece of shit with a plant or that turtle thing that doesn't have reproductive organs

bro that roast is more convoluted and shitty than the math test

the one you flunked at least

Don’t even. You realize that people have shitty lives because of diseases they cannot control. Try coming up with something original and maybe you might become funny.

aint much tryna compete with your memes, blander than your ex last night

U jealous that I have had relationships? Also read my last comment. Just do it. Have a nice day.

You think that a normal roast is offensive? A lot of people have made this type of joke, get yo woke ass out of here and go back to the rock you hid under until the roast battle began (sorry if that one is too far)

I’m done. Just stop. This is boring. Just stop.

aight, fun while it lasted

jeez bro chill out. I'm not gonna roast u cuz ur mod, but honestly ur roasts are also scary and more like threats ngl

I am just playing man! didn't mean to scare you..

Nah. I’m just playing. Roast me all you want.

oh no bro not you, but that izyk dude, he's mod in this stream

O ok. Sorry for late response.

im not!

besides, I won't roast Pokemon other then boy Gardevoir bc it is sad it exists, Gardevoir is built like a milf

I just came up with a comeback and it evolved into this.

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My god sorry I didn't mean to take it that far

It’s just a joke. If they take that personally then that’s their problem. This is literally an online comment made by a person they will never meet. My last comment was shaming them for shaming people with disabilities. People just shouldn’t do that. That’s all. Have fun.

yeah, makes sense.

Also nice roast.

thx