Yo Charmander. I like your red color, fits your fire. I like your hoodie, black goes good on red. Just be a bit more hospitable, you will get more friends to protect you. But friends are good to hang with, also. Oh, and your shadows cant even COMPARE to how clean your claws are.

Thank you

:D

All I'd need is a bucket of water or a water blanket and I'd snuff out that flame with his ego

I have already seen it. Have a nice day.

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Would you like that with roast medium rare with rosemary?

Burnt to a crisp please.

I will do so immediately

must've hurt his hand a lot, evolution bent 2 of his solid bone... fingers? (claws? talons?) 180° over while leaving the middle one straight

Old s***

Wow. Ok.

did charizard have overdoce on medication

wow emo Charmander

This insult was about as original as game freak giving charizard a new form

No offense. Just unoriginal insult.

Wow original name.

Well at least I touch grass.

No offense I just wanted to have a response because It’s good.

I dont want to

Youre too stupid to understand my roast

Thx

You look like your a 5 year old acting like your 14 who's parents let you played near a campfire

Wow. GJ.

are you some flame powered geico guy with down syndrome?

Don’t do the Down syndrome thing. It’s repetitive and boring. Otherwise good roast man.

Sorry I don’t roast cringe

That was a 4/10 at best. I have seen it 1000 times. No offense.

Yea I know i just wanted to see how its doing to this day apparently horrible

Ooooooo don’t cut yourself on that edge there buddy

you name charmelelon but aint gone charm anyone

I like that one. Good job.

A scientific fact proves that if you put your tail close enough to your drip it’ll actually drip drip drip

omg ur right

alright, who gave the weird astrisks kid a drawing tablet and a pokemon card?

DUDE YOU FING KILLED EM AND THEN COMMITTED FURRIES FATHER

How can you speak, you don't even have opposable thumbs

Just take your antidepressants already.

if i wanted to id water you, youd die like any old fragile houseplant that you probs have in your apartment/old crusty basement your mom owns, go touch friggin grass instead of wasting peoples time asking them to roast garbage, cause then they'd make an old arbys.

3rd time i have see the water one. And the rest is just “touch grass” and “I don’t roast garbage” sorry. It’s just unoriginal. Have a nice day.

go bury yourself with them spoon looking talons you call claws so that i dont have to see you again.

Thats a better roast but i think your just angry.

nah just more origonal than ur dumbass request.

i cant you already did it yourself