I'd definitely want to eat here if i could

"would you like half of a steak sir?"

lol

im sorry sir but the other half disappeared if you wanted the whole piece of steak

*walks up to counter

Hi I would like the special.

The special: Food Gauntlet

Their half-off special is to die for!

I'd rate that stuff 100 stars!

(This is a better comment than my previous one I think)

Welcome to Thano's Family Restaurant, we're half off on Fridays!

Appetizers-
Reality Rings (Onion rings shaped weirdly)
Time Tossed Salad (Salad that has been make with perfect time)

Main Courses-
Power Pounder (A pound burger)
Soul Simmer (A steak shaped like the soul stone)

Desserts-
Space Sundae (Ice cream sundae with blueberry ice cream)
Mind Milkshake (A milk shake so good you'll get many brain freezes)

now that's some quality food

yes

yooooo

how much would it cost to buy the entire menu ten times over (note that the menu is infinite due to people being able to add to whenever they want to.)

BUY 1 CHICKEN AND RECEIVE HALF FOR FREE

The drinks are probably the ashes from the people who got snapped lol

My god! That’s got to be the tackiest sign I’ve ever seen!💀

Let's go I got 40000 points!

Congratulations!

Thanos food is always purple

That comma’s in the wrong place.

I looked it up to see if it’s a real place, and turns out it’s real. Where is it you might ask? It’s in like Ohio.