lonk

"what the- eh whatever. DON'T DIE!"

Link: *falls off cliff and lives on a quarter of a heart* ¨grunts of pain¨

*facepalms* "Yeah, you're dead."

*eats food and gets back to full and windbombs back up there*

*watches*

*does fall damage cancel and lands right next to him*

"So you're doing it again, huh?

*nods*

"Of course."

*points to title*

"Well, that explains a lot."

*windbombs over to kakereko village*

the good ruler: *hits him with the picrew shown* NO SPEEDRUNNING! welp, time to make the jump to light seed.

*link doing 100% speedrun*

*Lightseeds link out of existence*

Akumu: Link what-
(i know that this is a joke rp, but I always find them funnier when there's one person that tries to make it serious, I'll be that one person if that's ok)

Link:*slaps* HYAT (thats fine lol)

Akumu: ...Have you even been to a village yet

Link: *points to title speedruning any% and slaps again*

Akumu: I have no clue what you are talking about. Is this some Hylia thing?

Link: *nods*

Akumu: uh- so- what exactly are you doing?

Link: *points to castle*

Akumu: Quite... Bold of you to choose to slay the calamity with such little knowledge. Like do you even know who Zelda is?

Link:*slaps* HYAT *windbombs over to castle*

Akumu: I-
*She poofs to the castle to wait for Link*

Link: *confused and tries to ask if she is princess zelda*

Riko: “Haha!”

*slaps again and status that b and left*

Brekon: "I hate it when he does that."

Nok: "Maybe you could eat b l a d e s o f g r a s s."

Ravioli: Usually I’m a jackass but I’m going to help now

*confused link*

Ravioli: I’m gonna speedrun

*clicks of happiness*

*Spamming buttons*

*speed runs with him*

link: *clicks in happiness*

Koh: hehe

Link: *does wind bomb to kakereko village * HIYT

Koh: weeee

Link: *attempting getlaid%* *says hi to paya*

Mario: WAHOO

Link: *Speeduns life*

Mario: *speedruns existence* shoutouts to simpleflips

Link: *speedruns losing virginity*

📸🤨

woah woah woah. this man is Lonk. not link

Speedrunner mario:

Link:*slaps*

Mario:(speedruns life and universe)

Link:*speedruns marios entire life*

Mario:(speedruns links life 5x faster)

Link:*pulls out uno reverse card*

Mario:

Link:*pulls out a bible and a luigi and he starts praying*

Mario: (blj's away)