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Funny how being gay gets you kicked out if the church but pedos just get reassigned

Funny how being gay gets you kicked out if the church but pedos just get reassigned | WORSHIPPER: FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED; PRIEST: TELL ME YOUR SIN MY SON; WORSHIPPER: I KILL PEDOPHILES; PRIEST: | image tagged in confessional | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,439 views 138 upvotes Made by kevdex10 3 years ago in Dark_humour
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7 ups, 3y
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2 ups, 3y,
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is that kinda stuff really that common?
3 ups, 3y,
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Sadly no, the church is very good at protecting pedophiles so they don't get murdered too often. Often they'll get assigned to the vatican where even law enforcement can't reach them.
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well, that's sad.
0 ups, 3y
Yeah, hence posting it in the Dark Humor stream
1 up, 3y
"And you're next!"
1 up, 3y
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0 ups, 3y
Oh yea where the priest is In there (because it a not so fun fact) is like not privacy but is for the priest to not have the naughty naughty to the woman who confessed their sins
0 ups, 3y
haha these parsons better know that I committed arson 40 times and hid 16752638721029876431892092499 bodies in my basement.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
here's some good dark humor

what do you call a group of Arabic people?

Minesweeper
0 ups, 3y,
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...Except its Central America and Southeast Asia where they still have problems with mines and not the Arab Peninsula.

I guess if you don't know anything about history or geography maybe it could be funny?
0 ups, 3y,
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oh my christ. WHAT ARE ARABS KNOWN FOR? BOMB VESTS A GROUP OF ARABS AND ONE OF THEM HAS A BOMB VEST AT AIRPORT AND SECURITY HAS TO CHECK THEM FOR THAT BOMB VEST I WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY BUT YOU KINDA RUINED THE JOKE
0 ups, 3y,
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Right...you were trying. But you failed because the punchline made no sense. A bomb vest and a landmine are pretty different. Nobody checks for mines at an airport.

The joke would have worked if you had said a group of Cambodians.
0 ups, 3y,
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I'm going to bash my skull into a speeding bus. and I'm not arguing over a joke but it's good I meet another person on the internet that knows their geography.
0 ups, 3y
Lol, it's cute how you tried to save face by pretending you knew any of that before I had to explain it to you like a child. Adorable!
0 ups, 3y,
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Dang, I'm an Atheist so I didn't know about this kinda stuff
Youre right, that's pretty ridiculous
0 ups, 3y,
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What does being an atheist have to do with anything? Do you think atheists aren't allowed to watch the news.
0 ups, 3y,
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I'm an Atheist, so I don't go to church, don't read about the things that happen in church, and don't seek out information pertaining to followers of religions
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
That's not because you're an atheist, that's because you're ignorant.
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It's not that I'm ignorant, I just don't care
There's a difference
I'm not religious, and never want to be
I tend to avoid Christians in particular, since most exposure I've had to Christian people were very bad experiences
I don't discriminate, since I know there are good Christians out there, I just haven't really found any yet

And I don't watch the news, not only are most of the things they tell you depressing but also ingrained with censorship
0 ups, 3y,
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Seriously, did you hit puberty this week and now you're going through that thing teenage boys go through where they think they're smart?

You literally just said you avoid people based on their religion and then said you don't discriminate. Stop identifying as an atheist because you aren't one and you're just trying to make us all look as dumb as you
0 ups, 3y,
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The reason I'm not discriminating against Christians by avoiding them is because most of them want to
1. Make me Christian and tell me why Atheism is wrong
2. Explain to me why science isn't real
Or 3. Tell me that my existence is a sin when they break so many rules in the Bible that they don't care to admit to
I avoid people I haven't met that I know are Christian, but I don't push friends/allies away or treat them different from knowing they are Christian until they do one of these things
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Just your bigotry is coming from a different place emotionally doesn't make it any better.

So what if they want you to be Christian? Atheists want you to be atheists, it's a very human compulsion. And yes, many were not raised in a pro-science environment so they may need some convincing/explaining. If you know what you're talking about then explaining it shouldn't be a problem.
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Again, I don't practice bigotry and I don't discriminate.
I never had anything against Christians, I just never liked the idea of Christianity.
Then, every Christian I ever met acted like they were so much smarter than me because I'm an Atheist, made me feel worthless, and always talked so much about God, that I decided I would rather stay away from Christian people than have a friendly chat with the people knocking on my door to indoctrinate me into the following of Jesus Christ. And you're right, wanting me to join them is a very human compulsion. The difference is I don't park outside a restaurant blaring with a megaphone, "CAN I TELL YOU ABOUT THE ART OF SCIENCE AND ATHEISM?!?" These days, a Christian publicly shouting about their religious acts is a commonplace sighting, and I'm very tired of it. I don't try to force people into my practice, but if someone comes to me for advice, I tell them what I think and why, then let them make their own decision.
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