I IDENTIFY AS BEING 8FT TALL. PUT ME IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS. I IDENTIFY AS BEING 80 YEARS OLD. GIVE ME SOCIAL SECURITY; I IDENTIFY AS BEING CHINESE. GIVE ME A VISA. I IDENTIFY AS BEING MORBIDLY OBESE. GIVE ME LIPOSUCTION. I IDENTIFY AS HAVING A STRONG GERMAN ACCENT. PRETEND YOU NEED A TRANSLATOR; I IDENTIFY AS BEING DISABLED. BUILD ME A WHEEL CHAIR RAMP. I IDENTIFY AS A WOMAN. LET ME COMPLETE IN WOMEN'S SPORTS. ONE OF THESE THINGS IS SUPPOSEDLY NOT LIKE THE OTHERS