What you got?

If someone tries to burn you say: "Sorry, put the coal in and try again"

Nice

damn u get a follow for that

:D

and also wana memechat cus nodody is online?

Sorry too dumb to know what that is :p Tell me?

do you wnan memechat? im bored becuase nobody is online

Oh wait a sec I think I know, sure

Ah figured it out, sure

How the f**k do I do it-

https://imgflip.com/memechat?invite=tUHWgRMWZMdEnrgja0mZgf-JaCa2nO5Y

Scenario: Roasts

If someone asks if you know them: I dont look before i flush sorry

If someone asks for a roast: I would but you're too dumb to understand me

If someone loves you and you dont want them to(a bit like if you're sonic, and amy wont stop bugging you): You are the sun in my life, so get 150 million kilometers away from me.

If someone asks for wisdom: Sorry im not multiplying by zero

Mirrors would rather commit suicide than see you

People who DO see you wear glasses with thumbtacks in the lenses, thats how much they regret seeing you

the b in your username stands for the amount of brain cells you possess

._.

so true...

I have to put down the classic "I would but my mom said not to burn trash"

Your mom's also good at making jokes because she made you.

OH SHIT! BRO! I NEED SOME ER AFTER THAT!

Don't worry. Your dad laughed when he saw you first too.

(The comeback of SomebodyWhoLovesMemes!)

At least I have a dad

I have two, idiot

two fake ones

Are my dads as fake as your braincells?

Yo mama so ugly your dad married a man!

nah they are as fake as your dick

(I WILL MAKE A COMEBACK!!) your dick is as real as Kim Kardashian's ass

You'll make a comeback? Ok, see you in 50 billion years.

all except you.

I never told you I was a boy.

By the way, how'd your lobotomy go?

He's not a joke, jokes are funny

hold on i need to look for something them: what are you looking for you: oh im looking for who asked

For anyone trying to roast you: Stop talking to yourself, it's creepy.

If anyone says you are a stripper or go to a strip club: Yeah, I saw your mother there.

If anyone says anything about you (ie: brain, p**is) is nonexistent, just hit them with the classic: It's as real as your dad.

To anyone saying you're ugly: I'm not a mirror. Try looking in a real one, you would be traumatized for life.

Thanks for your time.

I would roast you, but I don't have anything to go off if you don't include any information... Or maybe your life is just that boring

Look up potter puppet pals roast. It’s well worth your time

I’m not sure which episode it is but they are really enjoyable for any Harry Potter fan.

I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I wanna throw up

I don’t think you even grew up!

cringy nine year old dream stan tik-tok addict with no dad

hello? oh sorry i cant see u my merror broke

we should elect you president of ukraine

because after that, putin would finally get his a** hole out of there

as soon as i saw you, my screen broke

Good one!

you are worth less than my stock values

so about i dunno how much does the president have