Probably the tiniest template

So i was on a hike with my family and some random guys and one guy asked me "aren't you scared that one of us could be a murderer?" and i said "No. Statistically, what are the chances of two murderers on this hike?"

Where did little jimmy go after stepping in the mine field?
Everywhere

repost bro

Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the clerk three nails and asks "Can you put me up for the night?"

If someone hands you their baby say: “No thanks, I’m vegetarian.”

"Hey, did you know my grandad killed Hitler?"

how do ukrainains say hello in 2026? they dont. theyre al dead.

What's green, lays in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

"If you dare say that about me again, I'll kill you, and I'll make it look like a suicide, just like I did with Hitler."

the W in africa stands for water and the W in kitchen stands for womens rights

If you feel bored, punch an orphan. What they gonna do? Tell their parents?

why were the twin towers mad, they asked for a pepperoni but got a plane instead

eat hoes for dinner ;)

What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes

Do I have Alzheimer's because Do I have Alzheimer's because Do I have Alzheimer's because

The f in orphan stands for family
the w in africa stands for water

why cant batman work at sc johnsons?
because it is a family company

the twin towers ordered a peperoni pizza
but the got plane