Just throw her in the trunk.

What if I give you my older brother

take both

How old?

14

I'd consider it

Ok

bro how about 2 sisters

I’ll do you better take my little brother

nah, my sister tastes better than candy

Sure, you're dad said that

sir
A for creativity

I'm dad said that? what?

Smart aleck

valid
*hands her over*

id give her to u for free

This is some genius-level meme-making

.....then you die from food poison and so does your sister. how about....
NO