I saw this when I was looking for the really bad minecraft joke book. I also found stinky steve, which had purely amazing amazon reviews comparing it to the bible

I feel personally attacked

Lol

What in the actual f-

We all seen that a million years ago🥱

Wait we weren’t a thing by that time

you're missing the joke, idiot

But
I don’t know what that book is

well we do
and we don't care

Did I ask for your opinion?

If you didn't ask
then why did you respond to me?