ok, maybe very very very small romance, but NO ERP WHATSOEVER

*you are suddenly fully awake* DoyOP4: “Hello.”

FBI!sans: god.. what happened?

DoyOP4: "I dunno, I just got here."

uh... thanks ig? who are you even?

DoyOP4: "I'm DoyOP4. Who are you?"

uh.. FBI!Sans. you might know my cousin, Sans.

DoyOP4: "Ok. 'Tis a pleasure to meet you."

(in Bri'ish accent)'tis one indeed.

DoyOP4: "Huh."

(suddenly remembers everything)oh yeah... I met some sort of weird ass oracle and she said there was a ginormous tornado coming this way

idk when so uh just be ready ig

Aerus:*inspects*
hmmmmmmmmmm
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-
Aelitinus: interrupts thought process by jumping loudly

wait so is my apartment actually in hallownest or is it still in denver

Writh: "I honestly have no idea, but most likely not, because the majority of people in Hallownest are dead, infected and being controlled by a hive mind."

oh okay sure. so how the hell am I here

Writh: "We don't know, but we found you on a bench in Dirtmouth next to Elderbug. Said you had been infected, and that a mysterious knight had brought you out of the Forgotten Crossroads, and left you on the bench."

ok well f**kin tornado

Writh: *hands FBI!Sans a stone journal and a pen*
"You can use this to write stuff down."

ohh like a diary?

Writh: "Yeah, but also way better."

alright
*writes in dairy*:
7 March 2022

I landed in a place called hallownest, where everyone is infected or dead. still trying to figure out what it means, but I have been infected, and a knight brought me here, or so said a guy named elder guardian or something. I don't know how pen works on stone, but whatever.

Writh: "These journals were actually used by the kingdom's inhabitants, but most of the text is indecipherable. Ancient symbols of the people of Hallownest... The kingdom's history, lost to time."

aright so uh... how am I gonna get out of here?

FBI!Sans: *not alive noises*

Writh: *aliving FBI!Sans*

FBI!Sans: SLBLACU
that means:
Smooth
Like
Butter
Like
A
Criminal
Undercover

Aerus: "comedic action time"
*gets void burrito*
*bites into void burrito*
"If i'm made of Void, and I just consumed the Void burrito, does that make me a cannibal?"

yes. also what happened

Writh: "idk u were ded or something so i alived u"

yeah but before that
*epic flashback*
oh yeah there was some sort of weird ass anime oracle who said there was gonna be a tornado

Writh: "Well, you may or may not be in a completely different kingdom right now."

where am I in *checks google maps* no I'm still in Denver

Writh: "Actually, google maps always says you're in Denver when you're in Hallownest."

Elias: Ayo, Sans what are you doing? *tries to slap around a little to awaken*

ehhhh.... why the hell does everyone compare me to my cousin...

Elias: What were you doing?

I don't know bro I just fell unconscious... what happened
(has epic flashback)
oh yeah... I met a weird ass oracle who told me there's gonna be a huge tornado right here ion Denver

Elias: Denver? I shouldn't be here.

oh ok well makes sense cuz there finna be a tornado

Rondu: NOOOOOOOOO NOT SNANSSAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

go***amn you can't even leave unconscious people alone smh

wait what happened

Rondu: *le gasp* SNANS?!??!?!! POOOOOOOOOOG! also, you were unconsious, so idk

okay fair... hey, didn't I see you in another rp- NO NO NO THE 4TH WALL
uh also yes I am very poggers

Rondu: POOOOOOOOG (what rp...?) so u da RREAALL SNANS>?!?!?

(the other rondu one)
no im his cousin. im like him except I work at FBITale

(yes i was) WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH POOOOOOOOG want some ketchup...? *gets ketchup from thin air cuz it's the funi*

mm yes etchp

*CHUGS*

Rondu: YUM FOR TUM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *starts screaming for no reason* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

alright so now the question is what happened (remembers everything) oh yeah I met some sort of weird ass oracle who told me a tornado is coming right here in Denver

Oh nice, WAIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS DENVER?!?!?! (he thought you said something else)

no that's what I said

WAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M IN THE WRONG PLACE AGAIN, BOB IS GONNA ABUSE ME AGAIN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

no - well I mean he probably will - but I don't know wth you be talking bout

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO DENVER AND I'M IN DENVER, THE WRONG PLACE AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOo

BUT WHAT THE F**K
I MEAN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET OUT ANYWAY CUZ THERES BOUTTA BE A TORNADO

NO BUT LOOK WAAAAA HE'S GONNA ABUSE ME AGAIN WAAAAAAA

but its the same place

WAAAAAAAA- wait, what...?

also I have a bunker where 1 you can hide from the tornado and 2 you can hide from bob