Are they just trying to distract from the old refrigerators?

Coming from people who wear their underwear three days in a row, sleep in tents on sidewalks and have more holes in their face then a porcupine victim, it's quite the burn.

Still desperate to let me know how little you care about me?

You care about me so much you actually spent your weekend thinking about my underwear. I'm flattered but you're really not my type.

You can always get a crowd with the term Hillbilly!!!