Oh, The HORROR!!! He watched a Lindell show, on his daughter's phone! Oh, the sheer terror!!
Throw him UNDER the prison for LIFE. Lock his daughter up, too! We can never be safe as long as she is allowed to run amok with a rogue cellphone.
Do you realize how totally ridiculous you appear to normal people, Larry.
No?
Well, you do. Totally ridiculous.