Donald Trump

There's a fire place DIRECTLY across from the Resolute Desk. DIRECTLY.

The bathroom is the door to the immediate left of the desk as it faces the fireplace.

He stared at that fireplace for 4 f**king years. And still tried to flush stuff down.

Idiot.

He never saw the fireplace, he was playing golf all day

Hey, he's level five word cognizant, he clearly noo what he waz doing.

He had to put the documents near his ass anyway because that's where his head is.