dang-

time to change life plans

she's pretty-

although good looks aren't enough to get through life 💀

ikr
and true

thank you

she's pretty ugly

This massive peen is.

really cool bro, how about next time keep it to yourself
and I bet it's so crippled you can't piss out of it

Yeah your moms ass was so hard that when I clapped it indented it.

Your heart is so hard it's hard to have emotional connection to others.

Thats my P**is bro get it right.

your head is so hard and it don't got a brain in it
just shut u p .

My head isint hard my cock is

chill out 9 year-old

Im 14 and beat my meat to shrek

Yes

Yes

WTF

EMOTIONAL DAMGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(it says r/roastme)

Yes

Lol yes

Honestly shes kinda sexy because I just got a boner from looking at her

Oh no!!! Bob the tomato will explode because my boner popped him

Shut it. Literally no one cares about your boner. And don't say "My bRoThEr wAs uSiNg mY Pc aNd wRoTe tHiS SoRrY". That's the lamest excuse you could come up with.

Did I say you should believe me? NO

Same but maybe you shouldn’t talk about that or you’ll get called a simp

I totally didn't just say that...

Yessir daddy

am I the only one that thinks a percentage of the Roast Me girls are pretty?

yeah that one looked pretty

Yes

:0)

they're not gonna help you unless you plan to be a prostitute

dang-

bro ur profile... is it a f**king dick?

is that a problem?

well yeah this is a 13+ site we should not be talking about sex or that kind of stuff

im a teenager and i think i threw up a little in my mouth just looking at some of these comments

Couldn't have said it better myself.