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3,611 views 75 upvotes Made by WayneUrso 2 years ago in politics
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5 ups, 2y,
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4 ups, 2y
Excellent Point -
2 ups, 2y
Lol. I was thinking the coroner’s van.
4 ups, 2y
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3 ups, 2y
In Florida, it's the hearse.
3 ups, 2y,
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2 ups, 2y
Thank you!
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2 ups, 2y,
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1 up, 2y
Thank you!
2 ups, 2y,
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2 ups, 2y,
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Well thanks so much!
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2 ups, 2y,
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I've never had a problem here in Chicago.
4 ups, 2y,
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Chicago is a shit hole
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2 ups, 2y,
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Then don't move here, then. I like it without you anyway.
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0 ups, 2y
Stay there and rot. Other cities don't want you anyway.
1 up, 2y
The people in Bel Air say the same thing about Los Angeles.
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1 up, 2y
[image deleted] Say.. what was the final sentencing handed down to Juicy Smellus for the FAKE HATE CRIME he orchestrated there in Chicago? I might have missed the sentencing because the MSM might have quietly made certain to avoid mentioning it, and you know me, I am GLUED to CNN every waking minute 'cause they are so abundantly FACTUAL in their reporting, right? But I guess I missed it.. just axing for a fren..
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Then you don't live anywhere near Chicago.

Wasn't it sometime around December 2020 when the Oak Park police department said - in so many words - they were too busy pushing the violence back into Chicago to respond to any non-felony calls?

In short, according to my source in the OPPD, if someone kicked in the door to your home and they didn't display a weapon, they would NOT respond to the call.

Keep in mind Oak Park is the oldest suburb of Chicago, and it is abutting Chicago to the west. If one lives 40 miles out, of course there isn't a problem. In Chicago or immediately around it? You don't know what you are talking about.
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2 ups, 2y
But nobody's kicked in the door to my home, though.
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1 up, 2y,
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that might be because you live in LA, perhaps? Or San Francisco ? Just a hunch..
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2 ups, 2y,
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Your hunch somewhat ignores the fact that I just said I live in Chicago.
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1 up, 2y
So.. if I walk down to the White Castle on Indianapolis Ave in the freezing cold at 2:00 AM to get a samitch, will I be safe??

Let me rephrase that: Do you think Jussie Smollet staged a fake hate crime, or do you think the jury in his trial was RACIST?

What is the general disposition of peeps in Chicago? Are they pissed off at him? Thank you
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People that live up to 20 miles from the Chicago city limits say they live “in” Chicago. It means nothing.

If you actually live in the heart of Chicago it means you are rich enough to live in a building with so much security it resembles Fort Knox. It’s easy to say crime doesn’t affect you because you believe yourself invulnerable.

I would love to see your face when your door does get kicked in. It’s only a matter of time until it happens.
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2 ups, 2y,
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I'm definitely in Cook county, but thanks for playing.
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As the police would say - you've amended your statement.

Then you don't live in Chicago proper, but one of the outlying areas. One has to wonder why you went to effort you did in lying. It is duly noted that you are the antithesis to the truth.
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1 up, 2y,
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No they wouldn't, because I never said I lived outside Cook County. That's not amending my statement, that's contradicting yours.
1 up, 2y,
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Nobody said you lived outside Cook County. That's your straw man. I said you DO NOT live inside Chicago and your tap dancing around that, especially with the Cook County crap, pretty much guarantees I am right. Again, the mind boggles as to why you put so much effort into lying when it nets you absolutely nothing.

It must be a reflex.
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....uh...you did. Just now. Read the comment thread if you forgot what you wrote.
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Lying again, no one said you you lived outside Crook County, read through the thread and see what a liar you are.
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Typical Liberal, there isn't a problem if you ignore it.
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You are exactly why Chicago is a shit hole
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Tell me which neighborhood you live in, and I"ll prove your neighborhood has crime.
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