Ted Cruz Cancun

Nothing beats going to Mexico for Taco Tuesday when the big state of Texas gets walloped with 1.34" of snow that doesn't melt for 5 days and they use air for insulating pipes.

I live in Texas. My power was out for 3 days. It got down to 35 degrees in my house.

It f**king sucked.

Ok, in poor taste, sorry.

Was thinking of a certain wise cracking memer on this site who acted like it was no biggie, just went hunting with his AR-15 and all was good. Months later he revealed that the hunting was - I kid you not - for chickens in - here it comes - the coop his wife has out back! Wonder if he used a blind in a tree like thuh Nuge uses to hunt his hand fed pet gazelles which are quite capable of running fast when not feeding from the trough 20' away. (He actually showed the set up on tv, as well as fed them for all to see how cute they are!)

The memer also claimed that it was fake news, that only one small section of the State was affected, and it was, of course, Democrat!

hahaha.

I can picture thuh Nuge with his din din call so they can come running so he can shoot.

hahaha, there was 1 - 3 to boot!

Standard predictable horror fare, but I'll have em on whenever they're showing.
Basically some demonic(/alien?) creature that sleeps for 27 years then awakens for a few days to attack teens driving past on the highway,,,