F in the comments (rip him)

BULLS**T!!

The shaving cream goes flat way before Day 817!

Don't ask how I know ...

Because it dissolved just like your brain cells are testing it out?

Yes, trash roast, I know.

I see your trash roast and I raise you 1 trash pick up line
:P

F

U

my dad never came back either and *uno reverse*

OMG UNO REVERSE EPIK COMEBACK!
Also, sorry that your imaginary's friend's dad never came back. I think your friend's dad was disappointed that he/she was friends with you.

POV: dreamsexual