— BE IT CONSIDERED: H.B. 69 FOR THE PURPOSES OF FUNDING INFRASTRUCTURE RENEWAL ACT (IRA). —

The Conservative Party will support this act as in good faith and bipartisanship, but only if we can find means of payment without raising taxes or exacerbating inflation. As a leading member of the AAA, I will give IP a 0% interest loan, no repayment needed, no strings attached, in order to help with construction fees for the projects. (Don’t worry, the AAA has tons of money from anti-anime operations, we don’t need the money back)

Also, I don’t think I’m able to vote on this since I’m Head of Senate and not in Congress, so this is just a public announcement.

I expect this bill will be funded mostly through the generous contributions of other countries, since they like paying taxes so much and since they owe us for decades of American generosity to the world.

I have voted nay on tax hikes, printing money, and all other radical socialist sources of funding.

We appreciate this act of bipartisanship.

The nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office (CBO) estimates OP’s ambitious infrastructure bill imgflip.com/i/6381dh will cost well over $1 trillion.

We need financing for the project and fast!

Due to the scale of the money that needs to be raised, and the fact that one source of funding does not exclude another, Congressmembers may vote for as many sources of funding as they wish.

A wealth tax on billionaires.

Cons: Boring, communist
Pros: None

NAY

Congressmembers may also propose their own revenue streams here.

Eliminate the welfare state & get America working again

AYE

Defund the military-industrial complex; spend money on nation-building at home that helps average citizens

NAY

Garnish the prison wages of Ghislaine Maxwell, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, and every other deep state globalist pedophile Democrat who will be #LockedUp when #TheStorm arrives.

AYE

Direct the IMGFLIP_BANK to print more money

Pros: Easy, quick, offends no particular constituency
Cons: Exacerbates inflation

NAY

Get Canada to pay for it: otherwise, we invade

no, the moose will attack you if you try to invade

AYE

Get Mexico to pay for it, because they still owe us for the wall.

AYE

Get China to pay for it, because it’s just not fair that they get cool stuff like this and we don’t.

AYE