Ah yes, grammar

Bruno is best dad.

I know

Well it’s actually mom

That makes no sense. Bruno isn't a girl so why is he called a mom? I never understood that joke and I never will. Bruno is a guy, so refer to him as a DAD, not a MOM. Simple as that.

What about Speedwagon being the best waifu of all time

That makes no sense either. Nor does watching JoJo Part 5 making you gay just because the scene with Giorno trying to heal Mista exists.

I k n o w

Bruno is best