I have several questions.

5. Has OP/Surly/Scar/Envoy got something to do with it? lol

Yes, we're all the same person too

I knew it.

Yes. As a meme lawyer, reading the law is my job. Enforcing the law is Scar's job.

If Scar is Shrek, yes.

Not really, just an innocent bystander I promise don’t hurt me lol

That just makes ya sound guiltier.

Lmao

Laughing?
Even morrrrrr guilty.

1. What's. Going. ON?!

Chaos?

Incognito did one of three things that result in an automatic ban. In this case alting, getting your alt accounts deleted for TOS violations and then bragging about it. He's gonna be gone for a while.

2. Who was the one that found out/decided he should be banned?

Incognito did. Everyone was gonna let it go (I've known his alts forever. I'm not stupid.) But he started bragging about the mods deleting his alt accounts, forcing Scar to follow the law.

Shrek

He brought the issue to everyone's attention, and per the constitution he had to be banned

3. Am I president?

You will be shortly.
We're still waiting to see if American Patriot shows up to claim the presidency.

Actually, it's USA_Patriot [76], and I'm here...

Then you're president, I'd assume.
What's the presidential agenda?

We need to establish a national anthem if we don't have one

What about Thunderstruck from ACDC?

Well for the flag I was thinking more along the lines of the holy Roman empire with the Imgflip logo on the eagles breast, but for the anthem that's great. Submit the bill to Congress then send it to me and I will give it the ok.

Ok will do.

Well if you haven't submitted it already I was also thinking that we could do a contest for the flag design...

Yep.

And a flag if we don't have one

Here's a free flag I just made you.

Idk

Vice president I believe

He has to be impeached before a ban, but I don’t know

Who decides? You? I thought Conservative members were democratic.

I don’t know who decides, and I’m a republican actually

NOT THAT TYPE OF DEMOCRATIC.

Calm down man, I don’t even know what you’re talking about then

Nvm, I forgot.

Basically, I meant Democratic as in democracy, not the Democratic Party.

Ohhh

4. Will the ban last for the rest of his presidency?

Pretty much.

He'll be back on February 27th

It will last for about a month. Probably until February 27th.