You about to commit suicide; You failed; You start to get therapy; You quit smoking; You start to feel a LITTLE better; You start finding hobbies; "Maybe I should get some friends?"; You found a friend; You get along really well. You share alot of the same interests. You get a job that pays $23 dollar per hour; You become the manager; You eventually become the CEO of the Fish Company; You buy some other companies, expand the business, and become really rich; You become a billionaire and now you got a pool for your friends. You become the richest man in the world, buy several other franchises (including Disney), and you're richer than Jeff Bezos; You become president of the Earth; You are a good leader, and the entire economy prospers under your rule. You also terraform Venus and Mars and colonize those.