Me who's safe because girls don't like me.

Ouch

girls like hot guys me

Welcome to the HImalyas!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oof

Me who can't even attract female mosquitoes,

I've won but at what cost?

I found this very disturbing .... It's 'aggressive' not 'agressive' ....

Incidentally, I would definitely be hiding behind the sofa if they tried that tactic here :~)

It’s concerns me as well
I didn’t expect the Girl Scouts to ever go this far with their marketing

I wonder if their sales figures reflect this strategy ?

Don't worry. Girls won't come to your house.

Man girls are mean to me but they don't hurt you as much when you get to know them

this is how they sell cookies in the army

Normal Joe: Oh what a lovely day to enjoy some sugar pop cere-

Girl Scouts kicking the door in: WE'RE THE GIRL SCOUTS, DON'T ASK FOR COOKIES WE JUST WANT YOUR F&#@ing money!

Perfect timing