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*stays still*

i hope you remembered to put it in selfie mode

One of the best jokes I've ever heard, second to you.

the only joke i hear is you

everytime i ask siri to show me the world's most ugly person my camera opens

Your pointing it at a mirror

Well guess what? I'm not shrek.

yea you are more ugly

Yea, sorry pal.
But at this point you don't have the storage space to record all of imgflip.

all they need to do is record you then it would be complete

Yea, no-
If anything, there's not enough for that either.
But if they'd go on Reddit, aha- There's a lot they can find there.

they can find enough people on facebook and instagram

That, I can agree with you on there.

Funny coming from someone named "Lunatic-Cultist"

Eh, I'm a Terraria player. What can I say, comedy won't be my strong suit.

Shouldn't is be in selfy mode

clearly they should aim at you because its "selfie"

No

Your lens is pointing in the opposite direction, dumbass

Well Shrek might be filming me but little does he know I’m that one person who plays uno all the time and I’m holding a uno reverse card.

wait a minute... OMG GNILCIPE

Don't worry. You can interview one right know