It was at that moment he began to identify as a p e n g u i n

lol

He's one step ahead of us...

I'm what's known as a Young Earth Creationist. I believe in the Bible, not Darwin's THEORY of evolution.

You’re someone who’s perfectly willing to jettison an enormous, staggering amount of post-Enlightenment scientific knowledge in favor of a compilation of fever dreams written by barely-literate shepherds 2000 years ago.

You’ve attained the title of President of a meme stream; let’s hope that’s the ceiling on your political ambitions.

One can believe in Intelligent Design without believing in the literal Genesis creation account.

Many scientists would tell you, after it’s all said and done, that they feel there must be some kind of organizing force or intelligence guiding the universe.

However that’s a far cry from claiming the world is 6,000 years old, and everything else the Bible asserts without evidence. You’d have to be hostile to or massively ignorant of everything humanity has learned about the world between the time the Bible was written and now.

It seems IG falls in the latter camp.

I have the right to my religious beliefs, just as you have the right to think that Donald Trump is interchangeable with Jesus Christ, even though I disagree with you.

And there isn't any elected position above President, so my only remaining ambitions are my objectives now that I'm in office.