I refuse to date women born after 1980. Yes they have great bodies, but their heads are essentially empty and they are super sensitive about everything.
YESTERDAY, I SNORTED A LINE OF CENTRUM SILVER, THEN GOT ONTO THE HIGHWAY AND STAYED IN THE LEFT LANE DOING 40 MPH WITH MY RIGHT BLINKER ON FOR THE ENTIRE TRIP. IT'S FREAKIN GREAT TO BE AN OLD GUY!