SAY IT!

I'm definitely not an imposter
If I was, then I wouldn't be one 'cause I'm not one
Even if I was, I wouldn't say that I wasn't
'Cause I'm not, it's impossible, implausible
I'm an imposter, imposter
Obviously, I'm not an imposter
Honest to God, I should toss y'all like a rotten salad
Any evidence against me far from valid
Like I'd never snap your neck or stab your back
Or crawl up through the smallest vent, attack
An imposter's a role I could never fulfill
If you don't believe me, ask the guy that I just killed

Oh my god. Body reported. RIP Orange. Look at this crime. It's so horbid and morbid. Tragic but let's not linger. Definitely wasn't me, wanna point fingers?

Somewhere between these halls a killer does exist It walks inside the halls and crows under the wings of the ship and when you breathe you hear it and when you sleep you feel it Is impending doom and yet it could be you

Imposter imperceptible (imperceptible, imperceptible)
A killer so maniacal
Extra-terrestrial freak
Imposter imperceptible (imperceptible, imperceptible)
Evil undetectable
Imposter imperceptible

I found a body beside the reactor. Somebody killed orange? :( You Bas****s. What are gonna do. This is a disaster. Everybody calm down and tell me what your task was

i was in admin swiping my card. but it wouldn't go through i was swiping to hard

I was downloadibg to 100%.i turn back and saw blue standing next to a vent

Downloading

WHAT?

Somebody come watch me scan in the med bay

I don't trust you, itzstar.

Well I saw Purple lurking, so suspicious
She kept flipping switches at the O2 censors

Switches? that's a keypad. This guy's sus. Acting like a crewmate just like us.

*waiting for someone to sing the next line so I can say my line*

Kick him off
That’s the only way to protect us

i say we vote now to get rid of dead wieght,

I say we vote now to get rid of some dead weight

(bye bye cyan) YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS

What?

I got card swipe first try.

I was doing wires!

I was doing start reactor. Took me a while though.

Thats a good song

Is this a rap chain?

it's an among us song

a purr-fect poem

+ 50 for Good Pun
(Don't question any of this, if you were thinking about it.)

give you 1 our-vote

what does this have to do with cats??

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S F**KING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I f**king looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my p**is I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "P**IS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

LMAO PENSUS

Wut
Also don’t say shit stock here

PENSUS HAHAHAHA

amongous

amogus sus

S U S

A M O G U S

sus

sus

that's a sus sussy boi

make a chain lmao

chain’t