Why are you gay?

me who is a girl:

You can't fool me, FBI agent, there aren't any women on the internet.

Ha ha, even in your reply you have called me bru(h), thus acknowledging the commonly known fact that there are no women on the internet.

Maybe you are a woman. Any true man can understand anything that another man posts on the internet even if the logic isn't stated clearly.
Also, bruh-bro-brother, brothers are dudes, you assumed I am a dude. (I hope you can tell I'm only joking.)

(Yes i know)
HAHAHHAHA YOU ADMIT THAT THERE ARE WOMEN ON THE INTERNET

I concede the possibility now that you have demonstrated woman-like qualities, but you have yet to show any empirical evidence which would secure as fact the idea that there may be women on the internet.

(1
Women sharing photos of themselves (although that could be men sharing photos of random people)
(2
Women video chatting with other social media users
(3
Women live streaming with their real face clearly visible

I appreciate your valor. A good year to you.

Same to you

The two of those that you have left unexplained are not so difficult to provide alternative explanations for.
2)
Deepfakes
And
3)
Deepfakes

(4
Women talking
(5
Women meeting up with another social media user IRL and discussing what they've posted
(Explaining number 5
If they didn't get on it, they wouldn't know. Even if someone told them to meet up and discuss, the woman would have to get on the internet to see the posts.
(Explaining the explanation for number 5
If a friend sent them screen shots or texted them the topic, the woman would have to get on some sort of texting app (and the default messenger counts) to see it, therefore getting on the internet
(6
If you have any friends at all, you'd know someone who went on the internet and was a girl

There was not enough room to reply to your last comment, but I have a reply nonetheless.
4) This is also explained by Deepfakes and Voice Modulators.
5) The woman could have just as easily met with her informant in person to receive printed transcripts of any conversations.
6) There is no reason why any female friends I may have would not lie in order to preserve the hypothetical that there are women on the internet. Because once every disillusioned internet man gives up the sliver of hope that he'll meet a woman on the internet, they'll all start talking to women in person, and nobody wants that.

You win *_*