the best yo mama jokes

24,046 views • 8 upvotes • Made by WKimball 3 years ago in fun

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4 ups, 3y, 1 reply
yo mama's so ugly the Kool-aid man says OH NO!
WKimball
1 up, 3y
Thats the best
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4 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, everyone has to evacuate to mars
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
lilllll
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
3 ups, 3y
You mama's house is so small, the front and back door are on the same hinges.
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
3 ups, 3y
You mama's house so small the mat at the front door says "Wel".
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
3 ups, 3y
Your Mama's house is so small, when you put the key in the front door, you stab three people in the hall way.
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
3 ups, 3y
Yo mama so far her highschool picture is an aerial shot.
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
3 ups, 3y
Yo mama so fat, her left and right sides are in different zip codes.
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
3 ups, 3y
Yo mama so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil.
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
3 ups, 3y
Yo mama so fat - she gets placed in the cargo bay when she flies.
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
2 ups, 3y
Yo mama's house so small, all the rooms are 1/2.  Half kitchen, half bedroom, half bathroom, half garage...
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
2 ups, 3y
Yo mama so fat, she took a break walking and the city placed a Bus Stop sign up behind her.
VI-06MM850825ErinCentreMS
2 ups, 3y
Yo mama's so fat, that she takes selfies with google earth.
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
2 ups, 3y
Yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house - she REALLY sits around the entire thing.
MetalicAngel
2 ups, 3y
Yo mama so fat she don’t need the internet, she’s already world wide
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
2 ups, 3y
Your mama is so big - she uses a Space X rocket for a d**do.
Happymoo
2 ups, 3y
Joe mama so fat, she fell in love, and broke it.
Happymoo
2 ups, 3y
Joe mama so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Happymoo
2 ups, 3y
Joe mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and said "I wanted my weight, not my phone number!"
warwingslover
1 up, 3y
The world used to be flat, until they buried yo mama
CoolGuy2727
0 ups, 3y
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the stove her butt becomes bacon
DekuMakesMemes
0 ups, 2y
Yo mama so fat that she can’t even fit in this joke
.-Fumikage_Tokoyami-.
0 ups, 2y
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, everyone ran into their house!

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