this one is like weird

💅💅💅MY ENGLISH TEACHER💅💅💅

💅💅💅💅SOOOOOO!!! 💅💅 a bit of ✨ b a c k g r o u n d i n f o ✨ because that's how we r o l l : my school is pretty close to the library, so in my English class you can request certain books from it through a google form. 💅💅💅 and another thing you should know is that whenever my teacher sees me she says "HI SWEETIE!!!!!!!!" It's really really weird 😐

💅💅ANYWAYS💅💅💅 so I already finished all my books today and everyone had to read their books and my teacher told me to fill out the form yadeeyadeeya GET ON WITH IT DEL!!!! 💅💅💅💅💅 anyways 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 so when Im done I sit there for a few minutes and I get up to tell her im done and she like looks at me for a full minute and Im just standing in front of her desk and she w h I s p e r s t o m e "(imma call myself del here) Del, I just wanna say you're doing a great job." and I'm like 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 uhhh 👀 and she goes on like "I know every day isn't easy for you but I SEE YOU work SO hard EVERY SINGLE DAY and I just wanted to say if you EVER need me im here" 💅💅💅💅 and I'm like 👀 👀 👀 "thx????" and she's like "nO pRoBlEm SwEeTiE!" and im like 👀 👀 can you just tell me what to do maam and she's like "relax. draw, write, take a break (my STRONG URGE TO MAKE A HAMILTON REFERENCE RN-💅💅💅💅)" and im like ".....okay?" and I walk back to my seat and I just sit there for a bit like 😐 and then I clean my backpack up and the rest of the class whenever she hands things to me or I give her my paper she's like "here you go sweetie" or "ty sweetie have a nice day" 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

MY POINT: 💅💅💅💅she literally randomly said this and im just here narrowing it down to a list of why she would do that
1. did she find my imgflip account-
2. does she know about my personal LIFE somehow and how it's kinda crazy in a bad way???
3. does she know about my guidiance counseling meeting tomorrow???
4. did she see me submit my homework at 1 am and thought I needed mental assistance???

💅💅💅💅IT WAS JUST REALLY WEIRD OKAY💅💅💅 LIKE NO ONE DOES THAT EVEN MY FRIEND WHO LIKES ENGLISH FOR SOME CRAZY REASON THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD 💅💅💅

💅💅💅💅💅💅the end💅💅💅💅💅💅

Teachers who get the slightest idea about what you "went through" in your "personal life" get real creepy real quick.
I mean - - what's really gonna help a really troubled kid would y o u acting nOrMaLLy with them.

Ikr

I didn't give them one hint about what's going on at home

not one

Creepy t e l e p a t h i c teacher.

:o

Ur teacher finna be ur sugar mommy

UHHHHHH

Yes

d a m n

y u h

Maybe this was all planned by the fbi and they want to gain your trust so that you will tell them where you hid the bodies

OMG

THEY CANT FIND OUT IN THIS WAY

Wait you actually buried bodies

no

F

The f*male (homo kitchensius) is a very controversial species, who should be kept in kitchens at all costs. Otherwise they will melt like a snowflake or send out a poisonous aura called “simpgas” (O₆₉), which makes humans wanna mate with them and it gives them 18 years of bad luck. Evolutionists are trying to find out if cats actually have a evolutionary link to them, since they are such pussies. It’s also a mystery why they’re only in groups at shopping malls and bathrooms, but it’s too dangerous to do research about this subject.
Poisonous 5/5
Dangerous for the human kind 5/5
Nice 0/5
Chance you will ever get one 0/5

oh

can i turn this in copypasta

i'll givey you 69,420$

I'll think about it

actually YES LET MY STORY BE SHARED :D

What’s the title of this temp I tried to use it earlier and couldn’t find it

I LOVED rEADING tHAt
BUTS THATS KINDA CREEPY NGL

ikr

yEs

Okay I'm going to post the full story of Danish from what I can remember if I get posting banned too it's worth it for the truth: okay so the cloud invited her 11 year old sister to imgflip and specifically said to not do anything but then dumbass Daniel decided to erp with her thus cloud taking her off because she was tramatized and then a week later cloud's sister died in a car crash her last moments of life being tramatized by a pedophile and it's all danish's fault

Kinda creepy

IKR

copypasta time

Bruh ;-;

sorry

its okay

I vomited on my foot lmao

OMG ARE YOU OKAY

nO

;-;

anyways, did you know Studies have shown that the p**is may be a potential threat to the enviorment. Experts say yes, because the p**is is a real "sussy baka" says expert john dogf**ker. A researcher in the field of peepee & poopoo. John dogf**ker also says "UwU rawr xd nuzzles your bulgy wulgy uwu~" which further proves his first statement, in conclusion, we believe p**ises are a danger to the enviorment.

oh

We do not care

I don't care about your comment either

And?

AND MYSELF LMAO

And

That's it

What

No

then why did you go to the comments

To comment 🤡