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Yo momma so fat, she bankrupt costco by eating too many free samples

Yo mommas teeth so yellow she makes traffic slow down when she smiles

Yo mama so fat, when she presses the up button in the elevator, she goes down

Yo momma so dumb, she put her phone on airplanwe mode and threw it out the window.

Yo momma so dumb, she had a kid who couldn't spell "airplane"

You're not allowed to praise yourself, especially when i've retaliated with a lethal comeback.
It seems you are running out ideas because your quality has decreased significantly.
I have a 2 page document with every Yo Momma joke I can think of.

Imagine THINKING of yo momma jokes

Imagine copying bad ones off the internet

Thinking is so uncool

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Yo momma so fat, when she got the flu, they called it the swine flu.

Yo momma so dumb she mistook wasabi for toothpaste

both your moms so ugly, when michael myers came for them, he said f*ck this

Yo momma is such a crackhead she ate crack then threw a clock out the window and said, "Time flies when you're having fun!"

Yo momma so racist she said "ching chong" to a chinese mob

your moms so short she dates legos

yo momma so short, she commited suicide from jumping off the bed

Yo Momma so fat, the earth actually orbits her! (You just can't see it from ground level)

Yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the ocean spain claimed her as the new world

Yo Momma so fat, Marine land called and they want her back because they don't have any other whales.

Yo mama so dumb she made you!

No, not yet.

Yo mama so awesome she made an awesome person who’s roasts are so good I followed that person!

I agree

Upvote beggars don't need death sentece, just life sentence.

It's gettin real wewy in here