The female (homo kitchensius) is a very controversial species, who should be kept in kitchens at all costs. Otherwise they will melt like a snowflake or send out a poisonous aura called “simpgas” (O₆₉), which makes humans wanna mate with them and it gives them 18 years of bad luck. Evolutionists are trying to find out if cats actually have a evolutionary link to them, since they are such pussies. It’s also a mystery why they’re only in groups at shopping malls and bathrooms, but it’s too dangerous to do research about this subject.
Poisonous 5/5
Dangerous for the human kind 5/5
Nice 0/5
Chance you will ever get one 0/5
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