Up-voted. But then again the CDC's periodic announcements are very obviously seldom founded in either science or logic. They obviously are MEANT to either influence or appease fear-porn gulping pro-vaxxing leftists in one manner or another.
CDC Center for Disease Control where doctors try to help us
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NEW REGULATIONS RELEASED BY THE CDC STATE 5 DAYS OF QUARANTINE INSTEAD OF 10. CDC ALSO ANNOUNCED YOU CAN:; LOSE A GUY IN 5 DAYS
COOK MINUTE RICE IN 30 SECONDS; NOT BOTHER WAITING 2 MINUTES AFTER YOU COOK YOUR HOT POCKET. ORDER MEDIUM RARE CHICKEN STRIPS
BE FINISHED AFTER 1 SHAKE
GO AHEAD AND SKIP HAND WASHING. START WIPING BACK TO FRONT
