*when Satan is nicer than society*

I think Satan's gay

thanks satan i knew secretly supporting you and the furret gods in my closet at 5 in the morning was a good choice

that moment when Satan turns the tables

thanks satan i knew i could count on you

yep

Funnily enough, in a lot of canons, Satan is basically the good guy, but given a particularly awful job because he overreached in his attempts to be good and to make things fair. He's a lot like Prometheus.

I think it makes sense, tbh.

lol um

Oh cool

so if i go to hell Satan will like me?? NICE!!!

I knew it would be worth it to travel to Blåkulla every easter! Love being a witch :D

Btw Blåkulla is where all witches go to hang with Satan every easter in Sweden

why are the deities that are shown as bad or evil always the ones being cool-
like
hades did his job and didn't cheat on his wife [even tho persephone was his niece-]
satan chillin