*too

*leans on a car and falls*
SHIT- OWIE-

Dam u ok

yes

oh i could do it with just a word
cam

H
H
H

T h a t . . . that would make a load of other people simp too.

I feel called out

That was the intention.

But why
Man

t r u e

Omg Drizzy you're here!!!/1//kh/j/

*simps*

Omg Nar of course!!!/1//kh/j/

*simps harder*

*simps faster*

Mommy.

Yes Daddy😏~?

*f**king dies*
YK WHAT AT THIS POINT IT MAKES ME MORE SAD THING "SIMPISH" ;-;

*writes smth down on notebook* i n t e r e s t i n g

IT JUST GET SO HARD- (hahahhah yk what else gets hard-) YK-? I MISS HER SM BUT I DON'T WANT TO 😭

Ok I can't resist the urge to finish that

This d-

*WHEEEEZE*
Want me to help you😏~?

yes~

child no

S t f u M o m

n o
y o u t o o y o u n g t o b e f u c k i n g

SHUT UP MOM

interesting

n o

*shows hange and drizzy*

*simps*

at least you admitted its easy for you to simp

Y u p

yes

First result for drizzy

Not t h a t Drizzy. I mean, I love him, but he's not Drizz.

Jelly x drizzy

We stan 😩

caught in 4k

Yall are getting mixed up w Drake & Drizzy smh-

oh pfft

Boom
I did
Can I get a reward

Ye. Here.

Best reward ever

Bruh this is easy
Noya

WELL IT WAS M Y FAULT FOR SAYING "yes" TO THE FAKE DATING IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE

WE AIN'T TOGETHER ANYMORE BRUHHH
She l e f t me-

Ok so I got my axe insulin and a shovel
Do I need anything else?

NO BRUH- let me e x p l a i n
So we were outside, chatting, I kissed her with CONSENT (w mask ofc smh)- and then she tells me "btw a girl I've liked for 2+ years just told me she likes me back so we have to break up" but like, me and Noya were kinda f a k e dating so it'd be weird if I told her I actually caught feelings- so I just said "oh okay- that's fine-"

And then we talked for a bit and then I cried when I got home-

Ok
So axe shovel and insulin for the other girl?

BRUH NOOOOO-
I GOT OVER IT-

But she made you cry
So axe shovel and insulin

BRUV IT'S MY FAULT FOR CRYING THO-
NOOOOo

No it's not
T h e y made y o u cry

N O -
I could have n o t cried if I told myself not to, and I'm okay now smh

But t h e y made y o u sad