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Hey Retro, it's me Simo - I have a question (pardon my inherent randomness) ~ if you happen to be self-styled as the "King Of The Furries" here on IMGFLIP (in Role-Play or not - please check your username for a very basic reference), can I also get to be called a royal or noble title as well?

Ok

Okay, such as what?

Like wdym by title? Sorry, I'm tired and didn't get much sleep last night talking to one of my lovers on commaful. They wanted me to stay on all night because they were going through things back home, they're okay now though. I only had like 4-5 hours of sleep lol I've been a bit busy too

Geez, I'm sorry, I didn't you were really tired and didn't sleep all that well - I was wondering what title you thought for me in the sense of things like "Duke", "Baron", "Earl", Or "Knight" or something like that.

Now I feel really stupid for sleep-depriving you even further over such a nuanced question.

Sorry 😐

It's alright dude and you're in my opinion possibly either a Duke or a Knight

Thanks, man :)

You're welcome!

If this compensates your time by any chance, I figured out how to actually make you de-facto King Of Floofs on the Furries-Stream on IMGFLIP - if you're interested:

Perhaps once we get the whole hi-tech computer-programming enterprise up-&-running with me, Wolfy, and Serine (you know, that gig about those Thematic Web-Browsers like FUR-INFINITY & LGBTQueue) and put Google Adsense on them (earning a huge lot of money in the process), we could just simply BUY OUT our ownership of the Furries-Stream, thus making you the de-facto "King Of Floofs".

Whaddya say?

Hmm not bad, I'm interested

P.S. Was it Wolfy or Serine that you were talking to last night (I have a somewhat staunch feeling it was Serine this time)?

It was someone else besides them that I'm dating-

Who is this other person that your dating? I'm curious.

(BTW dude, your polycule is utterly gigantic ~ Reaper_The_God_Of_Games would absolutely salute you in fealty at this point)

The other person I'm dating is loser_lover. The only site I know of that they use is commaful

(XD you'd be surprised by how many people have crushes on me, it's so big it's ridiculous lmao)

I honestly feel pity for your bed...

...you know, for holding THAT many people at once (it's gonna capsize)...

Does there happen to be a numbers-based estimate of how many people are in your polycule? The US Census Bureau honestly would like to know the answer to that question.

Who knows? Maybe they'll give you a stimulus check so you can buy a new not-capsized bed or something (it's a possibility).

I've basically already reached by poly date limit of 10

A looooong time ago back on commaful I made a certain post stating whoever likes the post had a crush on me and welllll it's got over 400 likes 👀

DEAR GOD!

I am both greatly impressed and greatly appalled!

I really hope you get that stimulus check by the US Census Bureau - you will undoubtedly need every last penny to replace those capsized beds ad-nauseam!

XD if I could I would 😂😂

P.S. I wonder what the people reading this are thinking of the comments section right now?

They must think we've utterly lost it.

XD nah we've lost it ages ago

ok lol

What's so funny