"elegance"
time to get poetic
As I hear the ever-so slight sound of me unzipping my pants
I start to feel a tension in my tinglies
I start to vibrate madly
And when I look down at my pants, I see an ever-growing lump erupting from my crotch
and then I exploded
I honestly just gave up and started writing about my bladder exploding
I am deeply sorry for making you read through this