weeb: “i know Japanese because I watch anime” *proceeds to not be able to speak any of it at all except a few common words”
Japanese person: “bro, you really think you speak our language? this is so stupid”
Loosely based on an actual incident: https://www.reddit.com/r/weeabootales/comments/j4jir0/non_japanese_speaking_weeb_tries_to_pass_off/