Time to invest in a space suit! (Or, you know, get vaccinated)

yeah guys stay scared trust me this time you will die

Forget Covid. 100% of people will die, but only a few will have eternal life.

Get the Jesus Jab

Current vaccine doesn't effect the Omicron Persei 8 variant.
[According to the vaccine manufacturers, not that I would take that as fact just yet since they say a couple more booster shots might help...]
NFL just postponed a bunch of games cause the players all have the latest designer covid-21 (or whatever) despite bring vaccinated...
Will the next 6 vaccines work for it? Only time will tell...

They're racking in the big bux

It's already peaked in south africa, they say it's less deadly but causes more infections

Vaccinations does nothing, if anything, it made it worse. Trust me from my personal experiences.

I got the vaccine — felt nothing after my first dose, mild flulike symptoms for half a day after my second. Then I sprouted horns, a mark of the beast appeared on my forehead, and my balls fell off. The worst part is that I ended up getting Covid anyway. But on the plus side, I now get free 5G signals wherever I go. Overall, would repeat.

After taking the vaccine, make sure to check ur balls! Make sure the three balls remain

T h r e e ?

All 3 are still there 👍

Well, mine fell off, but you know what I mean

I hear fauci offers free ball transplants for those effected by the vaccine!

Me too

Some people faking it tho

lmao

We're all perfectly healthy individuals between 15-30 the odds are extremely low we'd die anyway

moronic