hi

as soon as i saw this meme i thought of this advancment

By doing,
Terrorism
Bank robbery
Murder
Chicken theft
Tax fraud
Drunk driving
Driving without a license
Impersonating a cop
Selling drugs
Illegal firearm possession
War crimes
R**e
Scamming
Catfishing
Pedofilistic behavior
Driving too fast
Chewing gum in Singapore
Credit card fraud
Arson
Bribery
Child pornography
Pirating
Harassment
Being nude in public
Human trafficking
Being on bare feet within 6 feet of the queen
Handling salmon in suspicious activities
Homicide
Hiring a hitman
Photobombing an event without permission
Paying with fake cash
Drinking while being underaged
Stealing something from a shop
Crashing a car on purpose
Disconnecting someone off life support without permission
Using your cellphone while driving
Letting your animal crap everywhere and not clean it
Driving under red light/stop sign
Not wearing a seatbelt
(Cyber)bullying
Using Winnie the Pooh in China
Not wearing a Speedo while swimming in France
Disrespecting religion

Chicken theft- why not dog theft. Photobombing without permission- the rock would be in jail rn
Paying with fake cash- ok everyone monopoly is illegal now

Lemme commit war crimes then

pug traficking

llamaside

1st degree thermometer theft

woodpecker baiting

Terrorism
Bank robbery
Murder
Chicken theft
Tax fraud
Drunk driving
Driving without a license
Impersonating a cop
Selling drugs
Illegal firearm possession
War crimes
R**e
Scamming
Catfishing
Pedofilistic behavior
Driving too fast
Chewing gum in Singapore
Credit card fraud
Arson
Bribery
Child pornography
Pirating
Harassment
Being nude in public
Human trafficking
Being on bare feet within 6 feet of the queen
Handling salmon in suspicious activities
Homicide
Hiring a hitman
Photobombing an event without permission
Paying with fake cash
Drinking while being underaged
Stealing something from a shop
Crashing a car on purpose
Disconnecting someone off life support without permission
Using your cellphone while driving
Letting your animal crap everywhere and not clean it
Driving under red light/stop sign
Not wearing a seatbelt
(Cyber)bullying
Using Winnie the Pooh in China
Not wearing a Speedo while swimming in France
Disrespecting religion
WONDER HOW THIS LOOKS LIKE ALL AT THE SAME TIME?

It’s beautiful

Well, he has to drive a car without wearing a speedo, impersonating a cop an bribing his r** victim to not talk about it. Then murder someone while saying winning the poo in China. Doing just that is nearly impossible.

He had to do all of them 1 at a time and got away with all of them except 1.

who tf wrote this article

He wasn't, but it's something called 'joke'

This reminds me of a scene in the Pirates of the Caribbean when someone asks Jack Sparrow why was he areested, and he says 'everything'.

Bad Luck Brian had a good day !

repost

No proof bro.

Original? Is where