me: runs away while the true chad:

I break down and tell them to stop. We all know how that goes…

Bruh I learned curse words from one of my parents using them when talking to me, not the other parent

I cannot express how many times my parents curse

me: *S T A R E*

Me when my parents start fighting then they go in their bedroom and close the door, then I open it and sit down, grab some popcorn and enjoy the show

Bring a notepad, they'll use some swear words and private terms you won't hear anywhere else

Ive heard everything when I was younger, that's where the dirty minds start to kick I lmao

*in

I’ll listen and depending on what they say I’ll listen from the bathroom

L man lol

Lmao

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*fighting naked

tf-

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When my parents argue, I sit outside their room and wait for the makeup sex so I have something to masturbate to

w a t

When my parents argue I film the whole dang thing to show it to my friends

AYO